Normally I do not read forwarded emails but thanks to the ever so boring textbook of mine... I read one.... and it is good
离婚酒店~ 他和她结婚整整10年了,夫妻间已经没有任何冲动与情趣,他越来越觉得自己对她几乎就是一种程式与义务,他开始厌烦起了她,尤其是单位新调进了一个年轻活泼的女孩,对他发起了疯狂的进攻,他突然觉得她是自己的第二春,经过再三考虑,他决定和她离婚。她似乎也麻木了,很平静地答应了他,两个人一起走进了民政部门。 手续办得很顺利,出门后,两个人已经是各自独立的自由人了,不知为什么,他心里突然有种空落落的感觉,他看了看她:“天已经晚了,一起去吃点饭吧。” 她看了看他:“好吧,听说新开了一家'离婚酒店',专门执行离婚夫妇的最后一顿晚餐,要不咱们到那儿去看看。” 他点了点头,两人一前一后默默地走进了离婚酒店。 “先生女士晚上好。”二人在包厢刚坐下,服务小姐便走了进来,“请问两位想吃点儿什么?” 他看了看她:“你点吧。” 她摇了摇头:“我不常出来,不太清楚这些,还是你点吧。” “对不起先生女士,我们离婚酒店有个规矩,这顿饭必须要由女士点先生平时最爱吃的菜,由先生点女士平时最爱吃的菜,这叫'最后的记忆'。” “那好吧,”她理了理头发,“清蒸鱼、溜蘑菇、拌木耳,记住,都不要放葱姜蒜,我先生……这位先生他不吃这些。” “先生呢?”服务小姐看了看他。他愣住了。结婚10年,他真的不知道老婆喜欢吃什么。他张着嘴,尴尬地愣在了那儿。 “就这些吧,其实这是我们两个人都爱吃的。”她连忙打起了圆场。 服务小姐笑了笑:“说实话,到我们离婚酒店来吃这最后一顿晚餐,所有的先生和女士其实都吃不下去什么,所以这'最后的记忆'咱们还是不要吃了吧。就喝我们酒店特意为所有离婚人士准备的晚餐——冷饮吧,这也是所有来的人都不拒绝的选择。”她与她都点了点头:“那就来冷饮吧。” 很快,服务小姐送来了两份冷饮,两份饮料中一份淡蓝一片,全是冰渣;一份满杯红润,冒着热气。 “这份晚餐名叫'一半是火焰,一半是海水',两位慢用。”服务小姐介绍完退了下去。 包房里静悄悄的,两个人相对而坐,一时竟不知道该说什么好。 “笃笃笃!”轻轻一阵敲门声,服务小姐走了近来,托盘里托着一枝鲜艳的红玫瑰:“先生,还记得您第一次给这位女士送花的情景吗?现在一切都结束了,夫妻不成就当朋友,朋友要好聚好散,最后为女士送朵玫瑰吧。” 她浑身一抖,眼前又浮现出了10年前他给她送花的情景,那时,他们刚刚来到这座举目无亲的省城,什么都没有,一切从零开始。白天,他们四处找工作,努力拼搏;晚上, 为了增加收入,她去晚市出小摊,他去给人家刷盘子。很晚很晚,他们才一起回到租住在地下室里那不足10平米的小屋。日子很苦,可他们却很幸福。到省城的第一个情人节 那天,他为自己买了第一朵红玫瑰,她幸福得流下了眼泪。10年了,一切都好起来了,可两个人却走向了分离。她想着想着,泪水盈满了双眼,她摆了摆手说:“不用了。” 他也想起了过去的10年,他这才记起,自己已经有五六年没有给她买过一枝玫瑰了。他摆了摆手:“不,要买。” 服务小姐却拿起了玫瑰,“刷刷”两下撕成了两半,分别扔进了两个人的饮料杯里,玫瑰竟然溶解在了饮料里。 “这是我们酒店特意用糯米制成的红玫瑰,也是送给你们的第三道菜,名叫'映景的美丽'。先生女士慢用,有什么需要直接叫我。”服务小姐说完,转身走了出去。 “XX,我……”他一把握住她的手,有些说不出话来。 她抽了抽手,没有抽动,便不再动弹。两个人静静地对视着,什么也说不出来。 “啪!”突然,灯熄了,整个包房里漆黑一片,外面警铃大作,一股烟味儿飘了进来。 “怎么了?”两个人急忙站了起来。 “店起火了,大家马上从安全通道走!快!”外面,有人声嘶力竭地喊了起来。 “老公!”她一下扑进了他的怀里,“我怕!” “别怕!”他紧紧搂住她,“亲爱的,有我呢。走,往外冲!” 包厢外面灯光通明,秩序井然,什么都没有发生。 服务小姐走了过来:“对不起,先生女士,让两位受惊了。酒店并没有失火,烟味儿也是特意往包房里放的一点点,这是我们的第四道菜,名叫'内心的选择'。请回包厢。” 他和她回到了包厢,灯光依旧。他一把拉她:“亲爱的,服务小姐说得对,刚才那才是你我内心真正的选择。其实,我们谁都离不开谁,明天咱们重新结婚吧?” 她咬了咬嘴唇:“你愿意吗?” “我愿意,我现在什么都明白了,明天一早咱就去办结婚。小姐,买单。”他说着喊了起来。 服务小姐走了近来,递给两人一人一张精致的红色清单:“先生女士好,这是两位的帐单,也是本酒店的最后一道赠品,名叫'永远的帐单',请两位永远保存吧。"他看着帐单,眼泪淌了下来。 “你怎么了?”她连忙问道。 他把帐单递给了她:“亲爱的,我错了,我对不起你。” 她打开帐单一看,只见上面写着: 一个温暖的家; 两只操劳的手; 三更不熄等您归家的灯; 四季注意身体的叮嘱; 无微不至的关怀; 六旬婆母的微笑; 起早贪黑对孩子的照顾; 八方维护您的威信; 九下厨房为了您爱吃的一道菜; 十年为您逝去的青春…… 这就是您的妻子。 “老公,您辛苦了,这些年也是我冷漠了你。”她也把自己的那份帐单递给了他。他打开帐单,只见上面写着: 一个男人的责任; 两肩挑起的重担; 三更半夜的劳累; 四处奔波的匆忙; 无法倾诉的委屈; 留在脸上的沧桑; 七姑八姨的义务; 八上八下的波折; 九优一疵的凡人; 时时对家对子的真情…… 这就是您的丈夫。 两个人抱在一起,放声痛哭。 结完帐,他和她对经理千恩万谢,手牵手走回了家。看者他们幸福的背影,经理微笑着点了点头:“真幸福,我们离婚酒店又挽救了一个家!
as i said, I normally dont read but when I do... it is really really good....
so read it if you are free
bet you are as finals are over people
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Out of the blues
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Monday, December 7, 2009
Finally I have time
I slept at 12 last night and I woke up at 12 this afternoon with a major headache and sore throat. Well, it is entirely my fault for not sleeping nor eating right these few weeks thanks to no other than FM! A friend came up with this equation : FM = FML! and it is so so true. I sleep at 5am and wake up in the morning to go to class and my health is extremely neglected. I know what my bestie in Malaysia named Tan Chie Shiun would say in this situation. Teehee! Well, it was worth it as I passed that freaking paper! WOOHOO~!
Anyways, I have loads to update about. First would be my birthday celebration. It was 11/11 12am, and I was emo-ing in front of the laptop which I forgotten why, but frederick was there to talk to me. And then, a few friends con me from going out of my room and then a few secretly hid in my apartment. When I came back, they were like SURPRIZE! I was like WTF..... I was seriously shocked and I screamed.
The next day, Theenesh took me to Mc Ds and he belanja me iced mocha. Thanks to FM that now I am so addicted to coffee. I would crave for coffee every morning and starbucks would be my supplier.
Btw, the world most awesomest people who I will never every forget in my entire life as they almost gave me a heartattack.
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Friday, November 6, 2009
As according to Jun Lin Seow, I have not been updating my blog for a really really loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg time. My loyal fans, chie shiun tan, marcus poon and siang billy did mention it to me as well. So here I am, after few weeks of stressful exams (but too bad it doesnt end here), I am blogging again! Woohoo~!
Thanks to an american boy, Luke Dawson, I got to watch an american concert. It is my first concert and it was in downtown. It is really like what I watched on tv for the past 18, soon to be 19 years *hint. Teehee. It was at this garage like place and bands perform on stage. Apparently they were quite famous but not internationally recognize. But all of the bands were good, compared to my beloved home country. =)
Guitarist....This band, named The Rocket Summer is the bomb! It is way way awesome than the rest and everyone was so hyped up bout it. The lead was so so good!
If this were to happen in Malaysia, god bless the dude!
Another band: My Favorite Highway31st Oct, Halloweeeeeeen. On Saturday morning, when everyone was sleeping after partying on friday night, I had to get up for Alpha Kappa Psi Mid Court. It is like a mid term exam where you have to answer questions by the regional directors and bla bla bla. The worst part is to name all the 40plus active members inside. I got only their photos and the best I could get was facebook. Was stalking some of them on facebook. They looked totally different from the picture. I was like OMG! But luckily, I passed. Teehee!
Halloweeen wouldnt be halloween if you do not carve a pumpkin! So, I chose a pumpkin and I took a picture with it. TaaDah!
I have a new housemate! Her name is Yucy and she is just the best! She has a lot of junk food that I can steal. And she cooks too! Well, she is just awesome! I love her so so much.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
I just have to post this!
Today I had my Statistic Exam and guess what the professor asked?
Q: Name a president and country who has more than one official wife.
When I read that question, the first thought that strike my brain was
THIS IS AMERICA!
There will be a very long post soon..... keep an eye!
loves people!
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
I fell in love with this song =)
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, down,
Even if the sky is falling down,
Down, down
Ooh (ohhh)
(Verse 1)
You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go,
Put on a show, i wanna see how you lose control,
(Bridge)
So leave it behind ’cause we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape.
(Chorus)
So baby don’t worry, you are my only,
You won’t be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You’ll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down,
(Verse 2)
Just let it be, come on and bring your body next to me,
I’ll take you away, hey, turn this place into our private getaway,
(Chorus)
So baby don’t worry, you are my only,
You won’t be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You’ll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down,
LiL Wayne
(Verse 3)
Even if the sky is falling down like she supposed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature, ’cause to me she zero degree,
She cold, overfreeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
now can i be her soldier please,
I’m fighting for this girl,
On the battlefield of love,
Don’t it look like baby cupid sending arrows from above,
Don’t you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
and honestly im down like the economy,
Yeahhhhhh
(Bridge)
So leave it behind ’cause we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape,
(So why don’t we run away)
(Chorus)
So baby don’t worry, you are my only,
You won’t be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You’ll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Continuation of Homecoming Week
After the football game, a few friends and I went to Wal-mart to get pizza and pasta for a powderpuff celebration. Yay!!! although we didnt win but we did it! We stepped out of the shell and participate in an american sport. Teehee~~
On top of that, there were band performances as well. One of the band was real good. My friend is in the band. They did an awesome job out there. The culture here compared back home is really different. For Malaysian kids, its tuition tuition and more tuition. But american kids, they are such all rounders. They study well and also play instruments or sports as well. Thats why they know a lil of everything which I find that it is good. They do not fell shy in expressing themselves or their thoughts. Being here, I wish to practise that too. But then, some people just couldnt help it but to gossip. They are just no more than good for nothing buggers who think that they are so great.


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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Some people are just so judgemental.
There... Misunderstandings pop up.
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